Oh Karl, I love you!

 “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette, and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.”

>> Poor Pippa! I mean, we all know she has a great ass and such but still - OUCH.

 “I hate massage and I don’t believe in massage. I hate to be touched… I’m not John Travolta.” —Lagerfeld told The Cut

>> Okay, this got me a little confused. What's the connection between John Travolta and massages? The only reference I can think of is the final scene of Grease where he gets feeled up by Sandy? (edit: Just checked this - apparently John is having some sort of 'reverse-massage' penis touch?!)

 “If I was a woman in Russia I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly. There are a few handsome ones, like Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, but there you see the most beautiful women and the most horrible men.” —He told Metro.

>> I wonder what he'd say if he came to Singapore.... ^^